Wow, it’s about time I got a new journal. >>
Anyway, nothing much has been happening. School is going good and in case anybody is wondering, my summer vacation officially begins at 2:30 pm Pacific time June 19th! But, after school that day I’m having a sleepover with my friend like we have always done since second grade. ^^ It’s so fun, we watch funny movies, eat junk food all night, listen to music, act like total idiots, look through the yearbook and try to find the hottest guy in the school, play truth or dare—Oh, I have to tell you all one game we played. xD
Marina: Truth or dare?
Me: Uh…Dare.
Marina: Okay, I dare you to take off your socks and run outside and dance in the rain.
Me: Oo Okay then! *takes off socks, runs outside and starts to dance but slips on the wet wood on the deck and falls on butt* Ow.
Marina: Oh, my gosh!
Me: *comes back in* Truth or dare?
Marina: Dare.
Me: Then…I dare you to take off your bra and swing it around.
Marina: *takes off her bra and swings it around* Wheee!
Me: *falls over laughing*
Marina: Truth or dare?
Me: Truth this time.
Marina: Okay, is it true that you have a secret relationship with somebody that you haven’t told me about?
Me: No, of course not!
Marina: *shifty eyes* Okay, good.
Me: Truth or dare?
Marina: Dare.
Me: Why do you always pick dare?
Marina: BECAUSE IT’S FUN.
Me: O.O Okay then…I dare you to go outside and pull down your pants to moon the neighbors.
Marina: Not like anybody will see, it’s passed midnight. *goes outside and moons the neighbors*
*siren noises*
Me: Oh, my god, now we did it!
Marina: No, no! When they come, we can just say it was all your fault!
Me: >> Not funny.
Marina: Then what do we do?!
Me: I don’t think they’re even after us!
Marina: And if they are?
Me: Well then…um…your parents are here, they can convince them that you didn’t do anything wrong.
Marina: HELLO?! I MOONED THE NEIGHBORS!!!
*siren noises fade away*
Wow, that was a fun night. >3
Then the next morning we awoke to the music video of System of a Down: B.Y.O.B. They’re sudden yelling made me bonk my head on the couch. T.T Then we stared at the screen laughing at them talking about a table cloth and their voices. xD
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Art Status:
Everything is closed.
Friends:
Too lazy to list them.
Random Quotes
Chelsea: "Are those donkies? Yeah, they are." *makes a donkey sound* *laughs* I crack myself up.
Mom: "You crack yourself up by sounding like a jackass?"
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Me: "My rabbits look better than yours. Mine are in marker, and yours are in colored pencil. They look horrible!"
Hannah: "But markers bleed onto the paper, so when you get to all of the little rabbits they'll all look like one big blob!"
((Coloring a worksheet in art, we had to color a family of rabbits oO))
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Braden: "Watch out, I'm going to jump in the puddle!"
Me: "Okay then. oO" *steps back*
Braden: *jumps in the muddy puddle* "Take that, Dorkhead!"
((Braden is my cousin, and he's two and is already insulting puddles! ;-; He grows up so fast!))
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Dad: *throws a bag of toliet paper in the cart* "There. Shitpaper."
((Shopping))
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Me: "Dylan, can you say Truck?"
Dylan: "Fuck!"
Me: O.O "No, don't say that, Dylan."
Dylan: "Okay, can I play with my fucks now?"
((This was a while back when he was two, he's four now. I was babysitting him, and he couldn't say truck.))
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Jenny: "You guys know how I think Amber is a part-time stripper?"
Dana+Mom: "Yeah."
Jenny: "It's true, I think. Because she called me and she said, 'Well, I don't have to go to work until 10:00 tonight so if you want me to drop off the kids...'. Who works at 10:00? Yeah, strippers. And I don't think she cuts hair at ten!"
((Family ties. Jenny is my step-aunt and Amber is my real aunt that I haven't seen in years. That's all I'll be tellin' you guys.

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DA END.